Instant Macho Necklaces

If you are not men enough, let Solo Man Bib turn you into one.

“The Solo Man Bib is a hilarious ad campaign by Solo, the real man thirst crusher, that invites men to go back to being REAL men. Solo is an Australian carbonated lemon-flavored soft drink manufactured by Cadbury Schweppes. The Solo Man Bib was designed exclusively for the Australian international twenty/20 cricket series.”

The Moby ~censored~ Realistic Whale Dildo

Taking a look at this 13″ beast should make you realize that you’re not getting an average dildo.

This dildo is an anatomically correct mold of an actual whale’s penis. What that means for you is a large ~censored~ and a nice sexual challenge to see if you can take in all of it. It tapers from 3.5″ in width at the base to 1.5″ in width at the head. This penis is made of phthalate-free jelly rubber material.

Break Glass In Case of a Sexual Emergency

You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs and you get lucky twice.

Penis reduction pills

This is marketing genius. Buy a prominently-labeled bottle of Penis Reduction Pills and make sure you leave them in a place in your home where everyone can see them. Hell, leave them on your desk at work!

Fruit Juice Packaging by Naoto Fukasawa

Japanese industrial designer Naoto Fukasawa has created a series of creative fruit juice packages that have the look and feel of the fruit they contain.

“I imagined that if the surface of the package imitated the colour and texture of the fruit skin, then the object would reproduce the feeling of the real skin.”

Alongside banana, strawberry and kiwi fruit “juice skins” Naoto Fukasawa also offers a wild card “silken tofu skin” for a carton of soya milk.