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this is what happened on opening;

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Just found on my desk :D, hope still made your appetizer yummy ..

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(~ hmmm … boleh juga dicoba wkwkwwk ..)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(~ ini lah mengapa saya jadi suka .. wkwkwkw)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(~ haaa … O.M.G. azaibb!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(~ hmmm jadi kepikiran mau jadi babi klo ntar menitis lagi hahaha)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

(~ nggilani, tapi mending jadi babi ah .. hahahaha)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(~ Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(~ wahhh … tetep pengin jadi babi .. wkwkwkwkw)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(~ still want to be a pig in my next life … quality over quantity hahaha)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(~ hmmm jijik ah .. hahaha)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(~ hmmmmmm……..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(~ ha’ha ..)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(~ what for?)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(~ I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(~ I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(~ I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(~ If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(~ haaaa ?? What about that pig??)

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Hi friend, I share you several images of Ramadhan. You can share and send this images as your greetings to your family and friends.

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” A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, ” Let’s start with the boys first.” Boys start giving their intro…
First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.” Teacher was confused to listen but said, “Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it’s ok John.
Yes next.” Second boy: “Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.”
Teacher now got surprised and said, “Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next. ”
Third boy: “I’m Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.”
Teacher: “Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.”
This continues… and the last boy stands up “I’m Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub. ”
Exhausted, the teacher said, “I don’t think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please. ”
First girl: “I’m Julie and my hobby is to see birds.”
Teacher: “Good. At last I got something different. Ok next.”
Second girl: “I’m Ruby and I like to collect perfumes.”
Teacher “Now it’s like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet girl; Yes you… ”
Most beautiful girl of the class: “Madam, my name is Bubble’, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.”